User talk:Wikipedia Be Sucking/legal warning

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@DaniPine3: Hey man, thanks for the new additions, it turns out we got into an edit conflict (lol), anyway, I have to attend a meeting now, so would you be able to incorporate the disclaimer below into the template?

The content contained within en.uncyclopedia.co is protected by the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, under Freedom of Speech, as the servers for en.uncyclopedia.co and the Uncyclomedia Foundation are based in the United States of America. Furthermore, in 1988 in Hustler v. Falwell, the U.S Supreme Court unanimously agreed that a parody, which no reasonable person expected to be true, is protected free speech, as it is an obvious parody website of en.wikipedia.org. en.uncyclopedia.co is clearly satirical in nature, written for the purpose of entertainment and entertainment only. No reasonable person would believe any of the statements and/or guidelines contained on en.uncyclopedia.co to be factual, or attempt anything stated on en.uncylopedia.co. The content contained within en.uncyclopedia.co is not representative of the views of the Uncyclomedia Foundation, as content is user generated, meaning any individual or entity can create content on en.uncyclopedia.co that can be viewed by the public. Neither the editor(s) who contribute to en.uncyclopedia.co as a whole, nor the Uncyclomedia Foundation (UMF) condones/encourages engaging in illegal and/or criminal activity including, but not limited to, assault, aggravated assault, battery, trespass, vandalism, abduction, sexual abuse, sexual assault, sexual misconduct, sexual harassment, destruction of property, embezzlement, fraud, terrorism, criminal conspiracy, harassment, and criminal threat. Should an individual, group of individuals, or an entity decide to attempt anything they read on en.uncyclopedia.co they understand that they are doing so at their own risk, and that the editor(s) who contribute to en.uncyclopedia.co as a whole in addition to the Uncyclomedia Foundation is absolved from, but not limited to, any involvement, legal responsibilities, liabilities, and damages, fees, and penalties incurred as a result.

WPBS (talk) 20:57, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

@Wikipedia Be Sucking: okay 👍 DaniPine3 (talk) 20:58, 5 November 2024 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: tysm! I just reworked the first sentence to clarify why the us laws apply to the UMF WPBS (talk) 20:59, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

Done, I think...[edit source]

@DaniPine3: @Alula: @MrX: What do y'all think of this? WPBS (talk) 23:07, 5 November 2024 (UTC)

@Wikipedia Be Sucking: perhaps a bit too lengthy for a template. I get that it being lengthy is the joke, but perhaps making it too lengthy will make it stand out too much for what's essentially something complementary. That said, it's not a bad idea. Perhaps you could make it shorter for a template, or make it even lengthier and add more humor to it to make an article out of it (although Uncyclopedia:General disclaimer already exists) DaniPine3 (talk) 23:24, 5 November 2024 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: oh no, it’s not a joke lol, it’s supposed to be a serious legal disclaimer that’s supposed to cover our asses lol. The reason it’s so long and repetitive is to make sure there isn’t any gray area that could screw uncyclopedia over WPBS (talk) 01:17, 6 November 2024 (UTC)