User talk:Vjvswan

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But why were you editing User:Danman5550 Userpage? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 22:46, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Sockpuppeteering much? Gen. Fudgem0bile When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in that fucker's eyes. 00:48, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

No it's not like that it was a joke we know eachother. Just did it to piss him off lol. -Vjvswan

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~ Mamma B on being a rude-ass bitch

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~ smart-ass student on Mamma B

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~ random student on an unrelated topic

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