User talk:UnwiseOwl

Hey. Welcome and stuff. It's good to have another from down under as few of us understand the humour (humor?) down there. If you need any help feel free to ask. Someone will be along to welcome you properly soon.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jan 2010 ~ 06:55 (UTC)

See, what did I tell you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:46 (UTC)

Welcome

He means me. carrot lol 13:23 January 15

I second that welcome. Especially as it looks like you've signed up for the church. Wise move--oh, sorry, in your case, unwise move. If you have any questions about Uncyclopedia, life, the birds and the bees, feel free to post a note on my talk page and I'll pretend to know the answer. Happy editing!  Father WHY??? (confessions)  02:39, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Do I spy me a stowaway?

Ahoy! Me thinks me sees a stowaway who snuck aboard Imperial Colonization and edited Transformers without joining the crew. Wants to walk the plank and swim with the sharks? No? Then fear not. Simply go to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and apply for the crew where it says "Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests)." Otherwise, I'm a thinking you might be shark bait. ARRR! Buccaneer WHY??? 07:50, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

I just added you to the IC members. Welcome aboard! (Also I might be able to give you retroactive credit for work on Transformers, but as that was going on before I took over I'll have to check). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:58, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:26, February 11, 2010 (UTC)