User talk:Tyypo

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Tyypo, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~ 17:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Editing Perth

It's completely ok, although I'm a bit disturbed that you cant tell which parts I've rewritten and which parts I've not. If you have anything to contribute feel free, it's a very long article and I can tell it's gonna take me forever. --~ 08:37, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Conservation Week

As one of our runners-up with 5 rewrite credits I feel you deserve some credit for your hard work, so here it is, in Ninjastar form. Well done. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:30, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, I just came here to give Tyypo a ninjastar for the same thing! Chiefster beat me again. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:36, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

more like 5 1/2 :S – Preceding unsigned comment added by Tyypo (talk • contribs)

this is my page. i don't need to sign my messages

Shucks!

Hot diggity, boy! You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you! "Thank you." ~ Necropaxx

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:49, Nov 29 2009

my pleasure. that book was so funny. i showed it to all my family.