User talk:Tuck99
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Tuck99, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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-- Sir C 
Holla | CUN 23:45, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
The "show preview" button[edit source]
I'd love it if you'd use it! It would make me oh so happy! Using that and saving only every so often would stop recent changes filling up with your edits and then all would be right with the world! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:21, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
Sig Images[edit source]
There's a little-known rule in Uncyclopedia that states that signature images cannot be more than 12px high. I'm willing to cut you some slack on the first image (that's 14px high, and who really cares about two lousy pixels, anyway). But the second image (the one linking to your talk page) is entirely too tall. Please fix it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:57, 1 December 2006 (UTC)