User talk:Toiletface

What's up, Uncyclopedia! Administrators better respond NOW!!!

WHERE ARE THE DANG ADMINISTRATORS!!!!!!!!

Why won't you respond!? Are you high or something?

ADMINISTRATORS!!!

Respond already! send me a message, ANYTHING!!! Quit smoking crack and get to the computer already!

HELL-O!!!

Will you just send me a message already. Something about about welcome or some kind of shit.

Welcome!

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Wikipedia

I used to have an account on Wikipedia. I vandilized it and said "my little brother did it" so they would unblock me. Those idiots still wouldn't unblock me. They've got NO sense of humor whatsoever. Then I heard about Uncyclopedia. It's looks just like Wikipedia, only better! So, I can write whatever I want? SWEET!!! Wikipedians are just a bunch of egg-headed nerds. I'm not a Wikipedian anymore, I'm officially an Uncyclopedian now. Wikipedia is a piece of crap. Damn Wikipedia to hell!!!

A similar thing happened to me too back in May 2007!

oh and....

CAN YOU SEE THIS ARTICLE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK? PLEASE? —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 06:14, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Flutter.

I took a look at the article and it's pretty funny. Especially the one about the soccer planet. It's a good article. I'm new here, so I think it's halarious that they call the "so-called experts at Wikipedia". FUNNY!