User talk:TheBestGuest
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Oh look...[edit source]
...it's you. --
PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 05:09
User:Good850[edit source]
Your edits here are causing me a minor amount of concern. Each user should limit themselves to editing their own user page only, with the exception of minor changes (ie spelling, adding award or nomination templates.) You appear to have been using that page as though it were your own. This leaves us with two possibilities:
- One of these accounts is the sockpuppet of the other. Sockpuppetry is a bannable offense. If you have duplicate accounts please talk to an admin about closing one and sticking with the other. If you have created a sockpuppet for the purpose of ban evasion that's even more complex.
- You are using a retired users user page for you own vanity or Cyberbullying purposes. Again, bannable according to UN:CM/UN:CB.
Work out what you are doing and fix it. Nominally Humane! 12:55 18 Sep