User talk:Teh Rote
Who was that?! Oh, a newcomer. Nevermind me...[edit source]
Hello Teh Rote, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? This is a semi-automated greet message that requires me to even thwack a few buttons to get this thing to appear on your page. I'm not lazy, just practical. And cute... Never to forget cute... Stop rambling, Luv! Ah, where was I? If you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person perfect being putting her nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm probably still on-line, heck, I'm likely glued to my keyboard, for a change). You can also ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.
Again, welcome! -- ---- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:33, 11 Mar
Re:Received your message[edit source]
Do I know you? ~ 
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
17/03/2008 @ 20:51
Looking back at my contribs in the User talk: namespace, it looks like I never actually contacted an IP. Maybe once in a forum, but I don't remember forum topics for very long... ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
18/03/2008 @ 11:44
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
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Welcome to UnNews, Teh Rote, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)