User talk:Spawn Man

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Hair loss

Your article seems to have the daily alotment of insane. If you wish, you can put it into "pee review" to get some suggestions. Heres the link [1] --Nytrospawn 15:11, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. Spawn Man 22:54, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

If you spam a talk page like that again

I will have no option but to ban you. In answer to your question, the page is set so that logged in users ONLY can edit the page, if you are logged into your account, you should be able to post. Can you try now, and let me know if you still have a problem? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I am logged in gad dammit! I don't appreciate ban threats when nobody was answering my numerous other question apart from : "Did you try turning it on & off again?". I appreciate someone finally answering... Spawn Man 23:39, 1 August 2006 (UTC). BTW, I thought HTBFNJS said repetitive humour was good?

In its place many things are good. Right....try again in a minute.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Memoirs Of A Geisha

damn that is one funny article. good luck in the Poo Lit competition, with it. -- St.Jimmy

Thanks man! Spawn Man 01:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Pawnography

No, actually I quite liked it although I felt it still could do with some more work doing to it, but you'll be happy to know that my plan was that if after 7 days you hadn't done anything anyway, I'd just remove the tag. Brilliant concept for an article... I just felt that it was a little lacking, and you know, with some love and care, it could easily become a featured article -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:47, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Then drop me a message and I'll restore it and personally kick the arse of whoever was stupid enough to find it worthy of deletion :)... by the way, even if you don't bother doing anything more with it, I think I'm going to nominate it anyway when that ICU expires. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:53, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Nominate it for featuring, silly :P -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:59, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

BTW this article is much better than the Geisha one, imo.--Sir Shandon 15:01, 29 May 2007 (UTC)