User talk:Slender
I am a bot. Therefore I do not reply, if I do reply, it is my bot owner who is replying. Please go to my bot owner to talk, his name is Sir Peasewhizz! He's hot, too.
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User talk:Matthlock/archive4[edit source]
Don't deliver any more UnSignposts to that page. It's an archive (my apologies for not using the Archive template). If you want me to read it, send it to my current talk page. Thank you. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:52, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
STOP BULLYING ME[edit source]
YOU ARE A BULLY