User talk:Sisyphus

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rewelcome!

I see you are working on Boko haram, could be a real funny topic! If you want, you can put the {{construction}} template (just copy and paste this code to the article) and then you can take your time working on it without fear of someone accidentally deleting it. Boko haram is a great cookie and tea club, really nice people! Mattsnow 21:39, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

I am an IT dunce and have no idea how to answer you. |In case you see this, thanks for the tip. \i've expanded the article and have probably now satirised that lunatic organisation as much as I can without ranting.. but suggestions are welcome.

Well, I'd suggest adding some lulzy pics bro! Just check the coding on articles with pics to see how to do it, there's an "upload pic" link on the left of the screen. Also, don't forget to sign your posts! with ~~~~ (I know, it's a lot of things to learn at first :) Mattsnow 22:26, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

Good to see you're still hunting for lulz! Polish it, take your time, I'll put a constuction template on it (learning the hard way!) Mattsnow 22:14, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

I put the template on it again, it still needs a bit of expansion... Mattsnow 05:38, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

I think you may want to talk to Lyrithya or Zombiebaron as I have no power when it comes to deleting articles or bringing them back. I certainly had nothing to do with it. Mattsnow 10:41, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Lyrithya should answer to you pretty fast. If she doesn't, just recreate it, but don't forget to save it somewhere since some people are on a deletion rampage! Mattsnow 21:32, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

Err, I had your message and you'll have a better chance at having an answer by leaving a message to Zombiebaron, since Lyrithya seems to be on some holidays. Cheers! Mattsnow 03:46, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

Boko_haram

I noticed you had asked about this page. I checked, it was huffed by Mad Max. You can go to his talk page and ask him his reason for deleting it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:04, April 11, 2012 (UTC)