User talk:Shadow the Blade
Shadow, Life on the Farm[edit source]
“Shadow is one nice piece of ass.”
“Would you hit it? I would...”
Growing Up[edit source]
Shadow grew up in a small town, off the coast off Puerto Rico. His parents were stamp collectors. They collected stamps for a living. It didnt pay much, but they did what they loved. Unfortunatly for us seventeen kids they didnt love feeding us. One day Shadow was attacked by a shark. The shark got several of Shadow's fingers.
Shadow spent the next five years of his life shunned from society because of his difiguration, as no Puerto Ricans like fingerless males like Shadow. It was the the lowest and most horrible period of his life. Eventually people forgave him for his lack of phalangees, which is a poorly spelt scientifical word for 'fingers', after a lot of bribery and sexual favours.
Growing Up a Bit More[edit source]
At the age of thirteen Shadow left his sweet, sweet home to go and work in a coal mine in New Zealand. After a cave-in where noone bothered to even attempt to look for him because he was so disliked as a person, he died. Not remembered in death, and unloved in heaven, even after being sent to all of them to try and get rid of him, he was reincarnated. This time as a buddhist priest. After being hit by a truck he suddenly found himself back in the coal mine where he ate his way out and started life as a truck driver.
Hobbies[edit source]
Shadow enjoys playing a wholesome amount of video games. By wholesome we mean spending every waking moment of his life at his computer pretending to have an online social life as he swindles yet another Everquest character into marrying him and bearing a child or two. Here is a compiled list of his hobbies.
Xbox, Hating PS2, Computing, Video games, Being social, Girls, Friends, Animating, Listning to Hard Rock, Making Movies, Being a part of Mashed Mango, Photoshopping, Telling Mashed Mango what to do, Acting, Script Writing, Directing, Reading, Watching Movies....and of course Red Vs Blue.
Here is a compiled list of video games he plays frequently.
Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter, Halo, Halo 2, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Fable, Theif, FEAR, The Movies, The Sims 2, Battlefield 2, Half Life 2, Half Life, Hitman Contracts, Counterstrike, Unreal Tournament, Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne, Maplestory, Achaea (www.achaea.com), Splinter Cell, Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow, Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks, Jade Empire, Morrowind, Ultimate Spiderman, Oblivion
Here is a compiled list of great movies and televisional viewing sorts of stuff.
Fight Club, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Monty Pythons And Now For Something Completely Different, Rove Live, Friends, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Clone High, South Park
Note[edit source]
Note: He is also known for his explosive flatulence and his missing Y chromosomes. He should be avoided at all times.
Thank you![edit source]
So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:13, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one[edit source]
"As Overlord, I promise to be pleased about being Pretty Neat-O. I promise NOT to bring a fury of flamedeath or a pox upon both your houses. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and REJOICE!"
Oh. Megalomania aside, thanks for the support!--Shandon 05:00, 1 June 2007 (UTC)