User talk:Sgtpanda
Welcome![edit source]
Hello Sgtpanda, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
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- How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
21:55, Feb 3
About Reviews[edit source]
Hi there Sgtpanda, just thought I'd drop by to talk about Pee Reviews. First of all: thanks for taking the time to do a couple - we really do appreciate it when people take the time to help other people out! That said, next time you feel like reviewing an article, instead of doing several reviews quickly, why not take your time, and give one in-depth one instead? People appreicate it more if you give plenty of helpful feedback - take a look at some recent reviews by the likes of Tagstit, Kit paddle or Mnbvcxz to see what I mean. This isn't a personal slight, just to say that if you're going to give your time, surely you'd prefer to know that what you've done would be considered useful? Have a look at the review guidelines as well, and then if you do give another review, hopefully neither your time nor the reviewee's will be wasted. Thanks again, and see you around the site! --UU - natter 
21:42, Feb 23