User talk:Samuel Clemens

Oops! Your welcome message is...

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Knitwitted?

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I Object

My known Sockpuppet, knitwitted, has a welcome message on her talk page. I, the real genius behind Knitwitted, was greeted on my talk page with the following pre-emptive accusation and innuendo, including the offensive, "just saying." WTF is my welcome message? --Samuel Clemens 18:56, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Just Saying

You do know that you can get your IP address Blocked from Account Creation if you create a second Account for devious behaviour? Just Saying. - LOL vandalz

My god. You're illustrating that having a sense of humor sometimes conflicts with having a brain. Is that statement an accusation? If so, "very unfunny" as the German officer says in Pimpernel Smith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuWmVUsg74

What's it like being a sockpuppet?

- LOL vandalz

I highly recommend the experience. FYI, I am 1200 miles away from knitwitted. I admit she is knitting me another sock, and says to me, "if the sock fits...." --Samuel Clemens 18:12, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

OMFG!! YOU JUST ADMITTED!!!! You see this? --> Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol

Your going on that. - LOL vandalz

I din't admit nothin. I take the fifth amendment. I want my fucking phone call. Get your fat sockpuppet pig mits off my ass.--Samuel Clemens 18:26, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

What I find funny is, why do you even care about the edit that Knitwitted made? It gives a hint of something. (Yes, this is what Lollipop said) - LOL vandalz

I DO exist. - LOL vandalz

I can't even spell your name. But if you want to add yourself to User:Knitwitted, be my guest. As if you guys aren't in enough trouble to go around already.--Samuel Clemens 20:13, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Why the heck would someone be unable to spell "Another n00b" I don't know, But YOUR the one in trouble. - LOL vandalz

If you want to change your username...

...to, presumably, Knitwitted, have a word with user:sannse. Since she's our local offical Wikia cyborg, she has the power required to make such a change. Userpages started under any name other than your actual username will be deleted. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:45, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Now, as you can see from your recent extended ban, you'd have been a lot better off listening to me and not recreating pages right after I'd huffed them. Should you wish to rejoin the party once your current bans expire, either stick with the username you have or talk to Sannse about changing it. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:50, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

Sammy Man... Are You Spoofing Me Again??

Yo, Knit, Baby! You is not funny AT ALLWAYS. -- knit this knot, babe. You must have dissed that plan on some MY other Admin's talk page. This kind of shit will get you noeverywhere and get you there fast. I say, start a page under "Tom Weedy," aka Sherrif of Knottin'am, who emigrated to from Ingland from to Dentyne, TX to start a new career stealing stealing IP addresses, huh? Now that would be funny.--68.55.45.214 02:25, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Please DESTROY all evidence re: Orange Socks

Why do I keep thinking you can get yourself in trouble without any help from my orange socks....or even my green ones? Lollipop is on to you now; blaming it on me just because you're my sockie won't save your ass from being banned from the internet.--Samuel Clemens 13:29, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Only Two Days Forty-eight Hours to Go

According to the book of Revelations the end time is near and coming in only two days. Is there some kind of public count-down? I mean, really? Images? I don't even have photoshop and gimp never worked for me. Can't any of you admins (hint: LOL vandalz, Lollipop!!!???) think of something more creative? I have to say I'm really underwhelmed at this point. --Samuel Clemens 13:34, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Surprisingly, i'm not an admin. Neither is 'LOL vandalz'. Would an admin get banned for creating multiple socks and pretending to be from ED? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:43, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

But I had many reasons for doing that. It's not all straightforward, you know. - LOL vandalz 20:32, April 23, 2011 (UTC)