User talk:Rs Benson
Hey man, welcome to the site. The usual big welcome message should be here any moment now...
Anyway, just wanted to ask you kindly not to create a load of one-line articles with no jokes in them. It doesn't look very good to our readers does it? We find it hard enough to impress them as it is! Anyway if you want them back to work on in draft form let me know. Happy Jesus' birthday. --Black Flamingo 16:04, December 24, 2011 (UTC)
Your wecome message will be slightly different than the usual one. Merry Christmas.
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Rs Benson, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Mattsnow 22:03, December 25, 2011 (UTC)
No Multiple Accounts[edit source]
I am blocking your second account RS Benson 2. Don't have more than one account here. Since you have a one week ban I will extend that further. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:55, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Don't create anymore socks. Serve your porridge. Any more Rs Benson socks or variations on that name will result in an infinite ban. --
RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:12, January 1, 2012 (UTC)