User talk:Purple Petals

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
→L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:50 19 May 2019

Re: Contralto (restoration request)

As you may be aware, this was deleted by Administrator Zombiebaron way back in 2013 via VFD, 4 to 1 against. If you can vouch that you are the original creator (i.e. User:Void Raven (not currently showing as registered)), and Zombiebaron consents, I could restore the deleted version; but it would have to remain inside your userspace (as opposed to Uncyclopedia's mainspace) where you could try to give it the overhaul it would desperately need. DW ^III 06:12, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Hi, I noticed you added then deleted your reply. Did you want this article restored? If so, please reply on my talk page. Cheers. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 06:18 25 June 2019

Aimsplode Yes, sorry about that. I would like to have this article restored please! Thanks!!

Hi, Contralto has been fully restored to its last good state from 2013. Also, if you wouldn't mind telling me, are you this user? Also also, please remember to sign your messages with ~~~~. If you have any questions, let me know. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 21:50 25 June 2019

Editing articles

Hi Purple, I saw your recent article edits and needed to tell you a few things. For one, no article is 'owned' by anyone here - all content is shared communally, and only admins have the authority to delete articles, which is what happened to yours. Your pages were deleted because you created them and added only a sentence; we do not allow that. If you would like to create a new article, please first create it in your userspace, by typing User:Purple Petals/article or whatever you want it to be called, and working on it there. That gives you unlimited time to build the article as you see fit before you can put it on Pee Review for user feedback. Please read the links in your welcome message for our rules and standards. Remember: Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia - when writing, remember to be funny. If you have any questions, please reply on my talk page. Cheers. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 23:38 26 June 2019

Hello, do you mind restoring my article in my userspace? I was just going to start adding new things to it!! And I've worked hard to bring the page back. Sorry for saying I own the article, I thought these articles in uncyclopedia were owned by specific users... I promise I will remember to be funny too!! And I will definitely allow other users to edit in it. Purple Petals (talk) 01:03, 27 June 2019 (UTC)

You can create articles in your userspace as you please. Additionally, if English is not your first language, there are versions of our site in every language imaginable. Finally - please do not censor articles as you did earlier. Uncyclopedia is intended for adult consumption, like fine wine or really shitty beer. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 03:03 27 June 2019

Aimsplode, you know how you said we should create articles in our userspaces? I just don't know how... Are there any instructions I can read through? Or do you mind telling me how? Thanks! :) Purple Petals (talk) 22:59, 26 July 2019 (UTC)

Hi Purple, good to see you back. Your userspace is anything that looks like this: User:Purple Petals/Example. As you can see, this page doesn't exist - so if you want to create any page in your userspace, simply type User:Purple Petals/yourpagenamehere in the Search bar, hit enter, and click the link that asks if you want to create the page. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 23:52 26 July 2019