User talk:Projects
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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(vandalize my talk page) 02:25, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Sorry about that. I'm new to the wiki Projects (talk) 02:33, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Aha![edit source]
I saw you remove the sockpuppet template off of Dsrgfree's userpage! Grow some brain cells and you might be an actually good spammer, kiddo. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:35, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Dumbass bigot! I was reviewing your contribs and thought you replaces MY page with that template. Then, I realized it was the wrong user. Go back to school and have a good day Projects (talk) 02:38, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
And quit harassing me. Hope you don't do this to people on real life because you might end up meeting the wrong person Projects (talk) 02:38, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- I am proudly bigoted against sockpuppeteers. You really do act like Dsrgfee, so if you want to prove that you're not him, you're gonna have to speak up. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 02:40, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
GFYS. I don't know who that is or how he acts, but you are being a complete asshole right now. Harassing new users; really? Get a fucking life and leave me alone. Projects (talk) 02:43, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Well, then what the hell was this for? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:46, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
That was my old IP from like 4 years ago. I did it as a joke knowing it was going to be reverted but other than that, I didn't do anything else wrong. Nothing to do with what you're accusing me of. Projects (talk) 02:48, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- allow me to chime in rudely but thats bullshit.[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 02:49, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Well, editing block messages made by admins is a pretty easy way to get blocked yourself, you get that, right? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:50, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Well, editing block messages made by admins is a pretty easy way to get blocked yourself, you get that, right? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
Dude. I my favorite thing is when people that have nothing to do with the conversation just chime in and act like they know everything. Sorry, but I'm calling your knowledge on this bullshit. Projects (talk) 02:51, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Also, how's it bullshit Projects (talk) 02:51, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
that part i haven't figured out yet...but according to OPOSSUM, you did delete a message telling you to stop sockpuppeting and rewriting admin's messages[[File:Lawrence.gif.gif|70px|link=User:ColonelKurtz]] ([[User talk:ColonelKurtz|talk]]) (talk) 02:54, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Well, I didn't know that was a rule at the time. Projects (talk) 02:55, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Listen, block messages are serious. They're not something to fuck around with, even on a website like this. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:57, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
As I said before, I didn't know that was a rule. Projects (talk) 02:58, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Yeah, read Uncyclopedia:Ban_Policy. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:00, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Ok, I just read it. You can block me for a few days for blanking. But other than that, I am completely innocent when it comes to any form of ongoing sockpuppetry. Projects (talk) 03:04, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
- Well, I'm not an admin. If I were one, I would have probably already blocked you.
- While I still am pretty suspicious that you're Dsrgfee, I can say, getting blocked over false allegations and rules you didn't know about is something that really fucking sucks... and I have experienced it. It happened to me on Wikipedia back in the day, when I added a few of my Uncyclopedia pages into my Wikipedia userspace and some guy claimed that all the broken templates were "malicious code". Let's see what DaniPine3 thinks of this situation. He can check your IP address, so if it's true that you aren't that dong-spamming motherfucker Dsrgfee, he'll know. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:10, 30 May 2025 (UTC)
Block'd[edit source]
