User talk:Point of No Return 818

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Hello

Welcome. I put this on the page you left it on, but didn't know if you'd be back to it. so here's at least one of many possible answers:

Why does every feature have to be protected? This site might be crap. Point of No Return 818 18:24, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hello Point. This was done awhile back last year believe I (sorry, have been editing the Yoda article), because IP's aplenty feature article crap on did they. Protect one protect all decided. Stay around few days privilage edit pages these given you. Way of world. Aleister 18:32 5-2-'12

p.s. Ah, nice edits on ! You talent have.

p.s.s. Like elsewhere, people tend to protect feature articles, so changes have to be very good and fit into the flow of the page, unless you catch a typo or something. This will happen to your feature pages too once you decide you like this place and write your own stuff too. I'm longwinded, and will go away now.

Steve Irwin

I wrote it, what do you want to complain about? Oh, and welcome! Mattsnow 19:04, February 5, 2012 (UTC)