User talk:Pickaxechu
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Firing squad welcomes me[edit source]
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Pictured: The Shittiest Pickaxechu killing The Holy Trotsky
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| Hi m8s! Am Pika-Pika ⛏️ Ramón Pickaxechu Mercader ⛏️, the favourite Pokémon of Josef Stalin... Pardon, Josh Staines
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| This user has been promoted to the rank of Bloody Hell's Damned Soul. Due to his original sin, the killing of St. Trotsky | |
| And the killing of human hope, He will burn in Hell forever. To atone his CRIME against the sole human hope, Commieism | |
| he's back on Earth, now, telling the truth about his Evil Mater: Josef Stalin, or better, the MI6 agent Josh Staines | |
| "I was Staines' Beastman, and he was my Skeletor and puppeteer", said Pickaxechu. Gain your Redemption, Ramón! |
Am a criminal and I have to burn in Hell[edit source]
But am here to confess the truth about my master: Josh Staines, known by all of you as Josef Stalin. --⛏️PICKAXECHU⛏️ 07:49, 23 January 2018 (UTC)
- And, btw, this is the winner of Bestest Blocktrolling Reason of Internet's History. --⛏️PICKAXECHU⛏️ 10:43, 23 January 2018 (UTC)
Leninade[edit source]
You have not learned the ways of Leninade? 
LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 07:56, 23 January 2018 (UTC)
- You are right, I forgot Leninade, one of mine and my master's worst crimes, in the 1930s. I go to confess this too. --⛏️PICKAXECHU⛏️ 08:25, 23 January 2018 (UTC)