User talk:Phone6
Welcome![edit source]
Hello Phone6 and Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like it here and decide to stay.
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I hope you enjoy the site and being an Uncyclopedian. Always remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you want to start an article of your own it is usually best to start it within your namespace, for example, User:Skid 40145/Article about stuff. If you do this you can edit it at your leisure and move it over into the mainspace when it’s done. To start an article in the mainspace attach this template - {{construction}} to your work, so other Users will know you'll be back to finish it.
Should you need any help, do not hesitate to ask me on my talk page or ask at the Village Dump Forum. You can also add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced writers straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Once again welcome to the site. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:45, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Sign your posts, dammit![edit source]
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:23, Aug 25
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Don't vandalize pages or move them please — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:34, 25 August 2008 (UTC)