User talk:PatAnn1
Welcome![edit source]
Hello PatAnn1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
- Our Vanity Policies - stuff we don't care about
- The FAQs - a few commonly asked questions answered for your convenience
If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here. If you think you are going to be around a while, and would like extra help on a more personal level, you just might be able to convince someone at the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program to take you under their wing.
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
Again, welcome! -- MrN 
22:13, Jun 20
Carrie Underwood article[edit source]
I'm not sure what you're doing there, but this is Uncyclopedia not Wikipedia. We appreciate teh funneh, we scorn facts. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Have fun and if you have any questions feel free to ask on my talk page. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN23:37, 20 Jun
Sporking from Wikipedia[edit source]
Hi. I'm just popping in to say that if you're trying to spork an article from Wikipedia (modify a WP article to make it funny), be sure to add {{Construction}} to the bottom of the page to let people know you plan to finish it. It looks like this:
<removed because the timestamp was telling me to delete the page>
Thanks, 
23:54, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
- Alternatively you can make a subpage in your own user area such as User:PatAnn1/Whatever to create new articles and give you time to work on them without fear of deletion. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
Please[edit source]
Do not create any more pages which are copied directly from Wikipedia. Thanks. MrN 23:57, Jun 20
On now, on a lighter note...[edit source]
Pie! We here at Uncyclopedia welcome enthusiastic new editors such as yourself with open arms. For that reason we have taken the liberty of deleting the two articles you have just created in order to help you to feel more at home here. Also, we're sending a couple of burly men over to your house for your complimentary broken kneecaps. The first ones are on us, if you'd like additional kneecappings you'll have to earn them by creating more super entertaining articles like the previously mentioned deleted ones. Once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia. We love American Idol too! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:08, 21 Jun