User talk:Paragraph

Truth

God. That Paragraph dude is a doosh.

Fuck him.

Unbinded.net Folk

HAHAHHAAAHAHAH LAIK WAS HERE

Oh, and I totally think green is not your color....

Make it pink or baby blue.

- LAIK

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Hello

And welcome back to this here place. Thanks for the against vote on my Bing Crosby page, it keeps me on my toes (I only have eight of them! Traded two for a baseball card once). Do you have any money you don't want? Whoops, said that out of habit (on the street all day, the panhandling biz is looking up as the economy sinks, don't ask me why). So, welcome back, and nice to meet you. Aleister 1:23 29-3-'12

Playing in ASCII

I just had someone restore User:PuppyOnTheRadio/ASCII art game for me as it was related back to GUI. This was my solution to the issue you were facing with trying to write in ASCII art format while having links in there, etc. Nominally Humane! 09:23 29 Mar

Dubstep

I saw you were asking for volunteers to help complete the page. Best thing is to at least finish it first and then ask others to chip in with their (good) ideas. If it is not completed, the page can be moved to your user page for further work. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:47, March 30, 2012 (UTC)

fair 'nuff, i'm generally bad at fleshing out ideas and would rather work with someone then make crap and have someone laugh at the crap then totally re-do it from there. But i see your point. Just kinda working it out myself now, open to anyone wanting to contribute during that time.

Oz

Okay, I've added quite a bit in to Oz to explain exactly what the prison is, what the Miss Sally show it, to flesh out named characters, and to describe situations so the person who hasn't seen the show will now hopefully get more of a feel for it and the characters. Thanks for pushing me to my UnLimits, now I need to drink. Please have a look and tell me if more is needed. Thanks. Aleister 22:34 31-3-'12

Hello? You described problems with the page, and I worked on it to address your concerns. Did I do enough or does the page need more? Thanks. Aleister 10:02 2-4-'12

It's much appreciated, and again, the article is well written, and there is some humor in it (i really like the running gag of "made from a bar of soap") but i think the full effect is lost on people who haven't seen Oz.

I grasp the general idea of the show, but without the real frame of reference it's a hard sell. I'm mulling switching to an abstain because that isn't 100% grounds for non-feature, but it does hurt the article if you don't have that frame of reference, and i think that's just the name of the game.

Oz isn't something that's as widely popular as let's say The Simpsons or Law and Order, where you get people who have a loose understanding of the show and less broad jokes still have the full effect. Personally i feel that further diluting the article with less-specific humor is going to cause the whole article to feel like "just a prison article" and that would hurt you even further.

Again, good article, just a little esoteric i guess. --¶ 22:27, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Good points. I thought that more people saw Oz, but it was broadcast on HBO quite awhile ago (a buddy of mine talked me into watching it just a few months ago, and I finally saw all 56 episodes). After your comments I tried working on it to define the characters and situations more, to make it a prison page for those who haven't seen the show. The same with Carnivale - the same friend talked me into watching it, and I really liked the two seasons, but not everyone has seen it of course. Thanks for all the analysis, this message is typed on a bar of soap. Aleister 23:11 2-4-'12

Finger Cancer

As per your abstain, I added some text below it on VFH. Thanks for explaining why you wont vote for or against. When saying an article is "not good" or of the like, don't hold back your opinions or details or suggestions. Ive noticed that you give a nice explanation on how you felt about articles, though what will make your fot against or abstain, is ideas or details or examples which help the author improve the article. One of the best features of this wiki is to get consructive criticism from other users. Keep it in mind okay? And thanks for the explanation btw.

p.s. I murdered all of your ex-girlfriends and mailed evidence to the police that conclusively proves that you have no connection with it. You can thank me any time. --ShabiDOO 20:02, June 2, 2012 (UTC)