User talk:OrangeMan
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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You Dumbass[edit source]
OrangeMan next time you edit Queers of War don't b an idiot and include unfunny shit (although some of it was funny) and consult me dipshit 
Weasel 3689
Congratulations Your are Dilsexic[edit source]
You are a n00b and must learn the wayz of an uncylclopedian or perish by the way look at your userpage. I took the liberty of making it look like it should. Weasel 3689 04:12, 20 March 2007 (UTC)