User talk:Onorphis

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Help for How to: Act at an expensive restaurant

You rang?

1. Take more care creating pages. You do realise you left the "at" out of the title, yes? I moved it to the proper place.
2. The construction tag is enough to keep it unmolested for a week, or as long as you keep plugging away at it, whichever is longer. Unless the article in question is, or descends into a craptastic hunk of utterly unredeemable shite.
3. Take some time to learn the formatting. You keep using the wrong brackets for things. See Help:Editing and the pages it links to.
4. I'm removing the help template on the article now. Any further questions can be directed to myself or Codeine.
5. To get the edit window, click the "edit" link at the top of the page.

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 07:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

The WIP tag on the article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for you to work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the mainspace when it's done. -- 15:57, 31 January 2007 (UTC)