User talk:My Tree!

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Hello, My Tree!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 16:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. My Tree! 16:50, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

No problem, you've made some good starting edits, keep it up. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:52, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Awfully Quiet Around Here

The heading says it all. I wonder where everyone is? Uncyclopedia appears to be a hive of inactivity ...

Not all of us have hives, although many do have red bumps. Welcome to the Uncyclopedia:Proofreading Service & stuff & junk. As you wander around add tags such as {{Proofread}} or {{rewrite}} if you find something needing of helps and you don't want to take the time to work on it right away. That way I can ignore it review it to see if I can help. See you around!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03:22, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, thank you Happytimes for that. At least I now know there's at least one other writer ... out there ... somewhere. My Tree! 13:51, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm here, I'm always here, except when I'm not. Sign your posts (even on your own talk page). --ChiefjusticeDS 09:49, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

helo gaiz am nu heer! sum1 adobts me plz!!!!1 • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 14:49, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Help!

If you're not already bored by it and have a spare 10 minutes, would you mind having a look at User:Sog1970/New Threat to Christmas gain and let me know what you think. I've run out of steam a bit. --Sog1970 21:55, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the thanks. MU tells me he's going to nominate it so i'm not too proud to whore fora vote. I'll review Coronation Street if no better gets round to it soon. But, from past experience, I can imagine some people objecting to the table of characters. They don't seem to like lists. And whereas this seems like a perfectly good place to have a table of characters you might want to think about seeing if you can re-organise the character-descriptions (which i like a lot) into a few paragraphs of text, three or four at a time perhaps. Just a thought, i like it already. --Sog1970 20:30, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Coronation Street

No one better qualified bothered. So I did my best. Hope it's useful --Sog1970 18:40, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

My Tree

Do you actually live in a tree? It could be an uncyclopedian first!--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:56, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

I used to, but I branched out. My Tree! 16:21, January 29, 2010 (UTC)