User talk:Mrpastry909

Welcome!

Hello, Mrpastry909, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:09, October 10, 2007

Communication

E-mail is generally not the correct way to have correspondences for Uncyclopedia matters. Please do not post your e-mail address on Uncyclopedia. I have responded to your comments on my talk page as is common practice for discussion begun there. --Sir gwax (talk) 04:24, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

I couldn't help but notice your talkpage comment

Don't worry about copyright; everything here is protected by fair use because it's being used for parody. Go to Google images search and take a look. Good luck! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:59 Aug 13, 2008

Responses

Mrpastry909, I have responded to your questions on my talk page (as is customary). That said, I would like to give you the same advice that I give all new users. A lot of new users come to Uncyclopedia and dive in head first, which is great, but can sometimes lead to problems, especially if you're new to wikis in general. I highly recommend hanging out for a bit, reading articles and editing existing articles before you try to write one of your own. Good places to learn about Uncyclopedia and wikis in general are our beginner's guide and Wikipedia's introductory pages; they should be considered essential reading before using Uncyclopedia. After you've got a sense of how to use wikis and what our policies are, you should try hanging out in our forums and our chatroom; get the hang of us and then dive into article writing. I recommend all this because lots of new users start out, write something, find that it's been deleted for some reason or other, proceed to get frustrated and storm off unhappily. We very much want you here and if you know how we work, you won't find yourself dealing with frustrating problems. Good luck. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:22, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Your review request

Just so you know, generally you create an article, then link the review request to it, you don't put the article text in the review page. I've created a page for you in userspace here and put the content in. To upload pictures, use the "Upload image/file" link on the left menu there, then put it in using the [[Image:Name.jpg|align|size|thumb|caption]] format, like so:

Hi, this is me!

As to your story, well, it doesn't seem very funny at the moment, more a true-life story about someone going through quite a tough time - I'd suggest having another look at HTBFANJS and playing around with the story a while, then going back for a proper review - I've deleted the request for now, but you can easily request a proper one now you have an article to link to. Good luck! --UU - natter 15:27, May 9