User talk:Mr Bostick

Welcome!

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Welcome to UnNews

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of mediocrity rise to fame, fortune, and celebrity in the realm of UnNews. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:58, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Make a user page and all your dreams will come true

Funny stuff! UnNews:Exclusive: Smoking Is Good For You

You should make yourself a user page. It would attract stuff, evil stuff. Make a user page! Now! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:22, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Editing templates

I noticed you moved the Tony Blair story into the second slot of Template:FrontPageMediaMenuBeta. Please do not tamper with that list unless:

• You know what you are doing
• You have uploaded an audio file you've recorded yourself

The audios are listed in "first in, first out" order, and the change you made only screwed up the front page and irritated me. Thanks for your attention to this detail. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:51, 2 October 2006 (UTC)