User talk:Mothermoon
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Mothermoon, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S -- ~
05:25, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
Apparent Vanity Policy Violation[edit source]
I'd like to inform you that the article you wrote, "Illyria Ambri", was likely in violation of our vanity policies. It has since been deleted, and if it (or any other article you might write) is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive, at the least, a 72-hour block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here. An alternative you could pursue is placing your article as a subpage of your userpage, eg. User:Mothermoon/Illyria Ambri. If you believe I'm mistaken (and there's a good chance I could be), please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —Hinoa talk.kun 05:35, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
If you see the above notice, that pretty much covers the answer for what you asked me, albeit a bit more authoritative, Hinoa being an owner of a ban stick :) ~ 11:04, 26 July 2007 (UTC)