User talk:Moogaman
Welcome![edit source]
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UnNews and you: how evil do you want to be?[edit source]
Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.
Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of mediocrity rise to fame, fortune, and celebrity in the realm of UnNews. Cheere! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
A special note for you: articles are not signed by authors unless the sig is (1)Humourous, (2) adds "value" to the article, and/or (3) ficticious and/or (4) some other damned good reason I hadn't thought of yet. You'll notice I "tidied up" your article a bit, to make it prettier and some other reason I can't think of just now. I'm planning to do this story with audio soon, and I do like it.
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