User talk:Mindlesss

Welcome!

Let the licking begin!

Oh hey, Mindlesss! Welcome to Uncyclopedia.

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-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:25, 5 August 2011

Hey welcome!

Hi Mindless, welcome aboard! I see that you started a page Hypnotherapy that looks promising, but of course it needs expansion since here it is wishful thinking that anyone will pick it up where you left it. It would be best to start new articles in your userspace as described above, or at least in this case, put the {Construction} template on it (with 2 {{construction}} on each side, so you are sure nobody will delete it since it is too short.) Once again, welcome and feel free to click on the snowflake to miraculously end up on my talkpage if you have questions, I'll be happy to answer them! Cheers. Mattsnow 03:56, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hi!

A couple quick pointers for you, since you are new.

1. Usually, you don't edit pages in another user's userspace unless they say it is ok. I don't mind a collaboration, so I don't mind you editing pages in my userspace as long as you don't blank them. If you want to work on a similar page in your own userspace, please go ahead, even if it has the same name. Pages in my userspace tend to stagnate over time (that's why I put the construction template on my userpage).
2. History sections are usually not very amusing, and have been overdone to death around here. Unless its of exceptionally high quality, and doesn't mention Hitler, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or a communist dictator, generally don't add history sections to articles. Same goes for trivia or "fun facts" sections (they tend to be listy, and lists are generally frowned upon in mainspace articles).

Thanks for your time in reading this, have fun editing! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 15:16, August 7, 2011 (UTC)