User talk:MechG2994
The NBA on NBC[edit source]
The greatest sports presentation televised on earth. The NBA on NBC is filled with great many memories. You may remember players like Michael Jordan, Reggie Miller, Patrick Ewing, Charles Barkley, & Shaquille O'Neal. This was the NBA's years of glory until it was destroyed in 2002 by a good for nothin Jew named David Stern to take away the NBA from NBC and televise it on ABC and ESPN.
The history[edit source]
NBC bought the rights to televise NBA games from CBS. The first game NBC televised was Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs. The theme song Roundball Rock composed by John Tesh was not used until later games. NBC really put a lot of great commentators and analysts like Marv Albert Mike Fratello, Matt Guokas, Bill Walton, Steve "Snapper" Jones, Doug Collins, Hannah Storm, Ahmad Rashad, and last but not least Bob Costas.
Memories[edit source]
Yes indeed the NBA on NBC was filled with great memories. Like Michael Jordan switching hands in mid-air. John Paxson's game winner vs. the Phoenix Suns, Hakeem Olajuwon's dreamshake on David Robinson, Reggie Miller's two clutch threes against the Knicks, The Bulls' record of 72-10, Jordan's final shot, Allan Houston's running jumper to knock off the number one seeded Miami Heat, Larry Johnson's four-point play, Kobe Bryant's alley-oop to Shaq, Robert Horry's game winner vs. the Sucramento Queens and the list goes on and on. Multiple buzzer beaters respectively by Michael Jordan, Reggie Miller, & Robert Horry. And the bulls-knicks, pacers-knicks, bulls-heat, knicks-heat, spurs-lakers, & lakers-kings rivalries.
NBA on NBC vs. NBA on NBC[edit source]
michael jordan scottie pippen patrick ewing charles barkley reggie miller tim hardaway penny hardaway alonzo mourning hakeem olajuwon chris mullin clyde drexler grant hill shaquille oneal nick van exel dennis rodman shawn kemp gary payton karl malone john stockton kobe bryant allen iverson vince carter jason kidd dan marjerle kevin johnson robert horry chris webber vlade divac dikimbe mutombo mahmoud abdul-rauf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lebron james dwight howard chris paul deron williams carlos boozer dwyane wade jameer nelson chris bosh kevin durant andre iguodala brandon roy ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!
Basketballism[edit source]
He who accepts Michael Jordan as their God shall accept Kobe Bryant as their savior.
The dogma of Basketballism[edit source]
1. You shall accept Michael Jordan as the God of all basketball you shall not have Michael Jordan wannabes besides the original.
2. Only Kobe Bryant is worthy to be compared to MJ since MJ officially passed the torch to him.
3. THOU SHALL NOT COMPARE THE DEVIL LeBron James TO THE ALMIGHTY MICHAEL JORDAN!
4. Thou shall always reject LeBron's potential to be seated at the right hand of Jordan.
5. Your savior Kobe Bryant is innocent in his rape case therefore you'll still accept him as the most complete basketball player.
Michael Jordan = God
Kobe Bryant = Jesus
LeBron James = Satan
All basketball players amateur and pro shall respect this concept and receive for the rest of their lives.
Lu Bu[edit source]
Lu Bu was the most feared warrior throughout china in the three kingdoms period. He served Dong Zhuo and killed him since he was the Boston Celtics' general manager. Under Mitch Kupchak, he signed with the Lakers. He was mentored by 7 time NBA champion, Kobe Bryant and his head coach was Stone Cold Steve Austin. In his first season as a Laker, Lu Bu was skilled during his first game which made David Stern & Adolf Hitler shit their pants. He lead the Lakers to an unparalleled record of 81-1 and an undefeated postseason. David Stern was so scared he closed the NBA due to Lu Bu's legendary skills.
Death[edit source]
On June 18, 2044 Lu Bu was killed in a drive by shooting ordered by Cao Cao. The suspects consists of 50 Cent Tupac, Notorious BIG, Snoop Dogg Eminem & eazy-e.
The Miraculous Weekend[edit source]
The Miraculous Weekend happened on 12/04/09-12/06/09 for Laker & Raider fans. It started on Friday December 4, when Kobe Bryant hit a buzzer beater over Dwyane Wade to win the game for the Lakers 108-107 & it finished on Sunday December 6, when the Raiders shocked the defending super bowl champion Steelers when Bruce Gradkowski made a pivotal pass to Louis Murphy for a touchdown giving the Raiders a 27-24 lead in 9 seconds of the 4th quarter eventually winning the game. No the Lakers-Suns game did not count since it was a typical blowout by the Lakers. Let December 4-6 be a commemoration of the Miraculous Weekend for Laker & Raider fans alike.
Don't believe me copy these links on YouTube to watch the highlights:
Lakers vs. Heat [[1]]
Raiders vs. Steelers [[2]]