User talk:Martinultima/DragonForce

This band probably deserves a decent Uncyclopedia article, if only as relief from all the Guitar Hero fanboys, so I've started one. The only problem is I don't know the band that well, and I honestly despise their music (bias ≠ humor, etc.). I'm therefore leaving it in the competent hands of Someone Else Entirely. (If no one takes it, I consider it part of my userpage, so admins, don't delete without letting me know first.)

I've probably repeated the same jokes too many times – like I said, I don't know the band that well – but I think a few jabs here and there at GH are necessary, since that's where most people seem to know them from... Totman's drinking during the solo (in the video) practically begs for Keith Richards, and I want to work Heisenberg into there somewhere, it just seems right. Parody sound clips would be great if anyone knows the guitar parts (my own playing aspires to what Sid Vicious was for bass).  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 18:47, 12 March 2008 (UTC)