User talk:Kerwina

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Lglego

Hallo I hope I'm doing this right lawl. I really have no idea what I'm doing, so if you can read this I suppose I'm on the right track eh? ^_^ Have a good one chap - o

You got it. Just some text formatting tips and tricks: Enter in the edit box doesn't work; to do the tab that's on this message type ":" at the beginning of it; to bold something put ''' (three ') on each side of the text ('''bold text'''); for italic do '' (two ') on each side; internal links should be formatted this way: [[Them]] becomes Them, whereas external links should be formatted this way: [http://www.google.com/search?q=this&rls=com.microsoft:*:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7DKUS this] becomes this. That should be sufficient for now. Good luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:05, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!!

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Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.

Thank you young lady. Ljlego is raising you proper. :) --THINKER 18:35, 30 May 2007 (UTC)