User talk:Kanomi

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Gaia Online

Hey, I get that you don't want your favorite game to be misrepresented, and that's just peachy. I feel, though, that I should inform you that this is Uncyclopedia, where truth takes a backseat to humor (occasionally being a backseat driver). The Gaia Online article might not be in the best of shape, but changing it to an unfunny glorification of it just doesn't work. If you can rewrite it to a funnier variant, by all means, go nuts. Otherwise, I kindly ask that you refrain from repeated vandalism (despite what you think, your actions, on Uncyclopedia, actually do count as vandalism. Crazy world, eh?) and work on a better, more chuckleworthy Uncyclopedia. Peace out, Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 15:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I appreciate that you're trying to help, but you will need to do more than add in a single line saying "It's funny, lol underwears". I don't want to be told that it's funny, I want to be shown that its funny. This is what the current version (lackluster though it is) has over your version. They try to make the reader laugh by saying outrageous things about the game (admittedly, they do a poor job at it). Your version just sounds like a fan's review, which isn't funny in and of itself. Now, if you were to, say, go REALLY overboard with the review (for instance "Gaia Online taught my firstborn how to fly and cured my cancer") then that would be funny! But again, make sure it actually ends up funny in the end. --Ж Kalir _{hippies! yay!} 15:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Look... it seems you clearly don't understand how Uncyclopedia works... so how about you just leave the Gaia article alone and find something else to do eh? --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:50, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

The article is not funny. Its not funny. It tells likes about Gaia. Lies about gaia and lanzer and vo and locke who worked hard to make a gaia. Hard they worked dont you see? if you want a funny article well thats not it!!! lol!!! my article makes jokes an dtells the truth. this one is full of lies and it makes ppl hate gaia and want to close it down!! LIES it says! --Kanomi 09:59, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

In other words, be silent or we shall kill thee. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Stop editing, bitch. You sound like a retarded 3-year old. --Etliay 10:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Let's keep it civil boys and girls. Kanomi, find something else to play with please. This site is all about lies, insults and whatnot. Etliay - mind your manners will you? ~ 10:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC)