User talk:Kalen
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Kalen, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, my name is RAHB, and I'll be your guide through the mystical land of Uncyclopedia. We'll begin the tour with a few helpful links for noobies:
- Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
- Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate this policy.
- How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
- Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.
Now that that's out of the way, take a look to your right, and you'll notice some more links, these ones are about help in general:
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- User:RAHB/welcome - This is a longer version of this message, meant for giving you a more in-depth look at contributing.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Kalen/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page, and also check out the link I mentioned earlier. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We are a humor wiki, so don't worry about taking things too seriously. We're here to have a good time and to have a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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-RAHB 05:36, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
ummmmmmmmmmm[edit source]
just thought to add sumtin to ur page! :D
c u later lololololololololololol
-ReddFighter 09:25, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Weeeeeeeeeee hey[edit source]
do you have any suggestions fer my Call of Duty page? I've kinda ran out of ideas, and have started on CoD 8 (see my article) and I cant think of anything. If you could help me, I would appreciate it. (o, and i sent this out to all my "freinds")
thnxbai- ReddFighter 01:32, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
lol[edit source]
lol funny gifs :D c u-ReddFighter 05:22, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
voting[edit source]
Want to vote for J-Shea for GOTM, GOTY, SOTM and FFS? --Docile hippopotamus 12:57, 29 January 2009 (UTC)