User talk:Juan Kerr

A Friendly Reminder

Log in first next time. -- T. (talk) 19:42, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I should have expected that, really, shouldn't I? Juan Kerr 19:46, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Voices In My Head

Why won't anyone talk to me? Juan Kerr 12:57, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

We are, perhaps your'e not listening hard enough? Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

So YOU LOT are the voices in my head? Juan Kerr 10:58, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Take your Risperdal and I promise to go away. -- T. (talk) 11:06, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Can't I go on another holiday with the men in the white coats? Juan Kerr 11:13, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Well, you spent a lot of time at Fulbourn, under the effect of powerful drugs...RabbiTechno 11:22, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

OK, you've beaten me

(And I don't mean in, ahem, that way...) Spent all day looking for that damn page, I'll be buggered if I can find it. See you up the pub {{RabbiTechno 18:53, 16 March 2007 (UTC)}}

I like the pic, btw. Ian is waiting for you in CB1. Says he's lubed up and ready. RabbiTechno 17:35, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and while you're munching on those bagels, why not have a read of my new article which I finally did today?! Rough Pubs

RabbiTechno 19:04, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Tesco Value Lager! The world's finest beer RabbiTechno

Gosh, Juan Kerr on Uncyc for once...RabbiTechno 17:12, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Opera

Just downloaded and installed it...pwns Firefox!RabbiTechno 17:37, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Incidentally, you up teh pub later?

Well, I'm going up there now. I hear they sell Guinness, which apparently tastes a lot nicer than Tesco Value Lager. That ceiling cat gif is bloody great, btw - thought you created it at first. RabbiTechno 19:02, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Afternoon

Back online, thank f*ck! You pubbing later? RabbiTechno 16:22, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

I expect so. BTW I misunderstood the oldest pages thing - it's based on the last edit to the article, not when it was created - so I fixed a load of red links today :) Juan Kerr 16:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Have a look on VFP! RabbiTechno 16:47, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Kewl. I'll get rid of that logo in the corner I think... Juan Kerr 16:55, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Probably a good idea, thinking of it. RabbiTechno 16:57, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Pint of cider for me thanks. Magners, with ice. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yep, Magners is available in our local. See you there about 8. RabbiTechno 16:59, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

1 rufie or 2? Juan Kerr 17:05, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

It'll have to be at least 2 for Mhaille. He spends a lot of time in IRC with Olipro, so his resistance will have built up...btw, made some changes to the image's page to reflect the fact that it's now an 'original' not a spork. RabbiTechno 17:06, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

The logo still appears in a frame or two, did you notice? RabbiTechno 17:17, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

It did for me as well until I clicked reload - your browser might have the old one cached? Clear your cache and try again - it seems OK for me. Juan Kerr 17:20, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Ah yes. Incidentally, laptop's running fine. Even seems a bit quicker, dunno if the dodgy IDE lead could have been the cause of that too. RabbiTechno 17:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, how about that?

Seen the time? It's pub o'clock! See you up there. RabbiTechno 18:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

And here we are, 24 hours later and - incredibly - it's pub time once again! See you up there? RabbiTechno 19:00, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

A Rabbi Visiteth

Rabbi Techno has given you two roofies! Your arse is gonna sting in the morning! Ha ha ha!

News Headline

Nice! RabbiTechno 13:59, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

More to come. Feel free to add to it. Juan Kerr 14:00, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations!!!

Featured image, no less! RabbiTechno 15:27, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

This is good

Have to communicate via the medium of this page, as I have no idea what your e-mail is. This is most amusing - http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=2W_gInR3gXs&eurl=http%3A//forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D64021%26page%3D3&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/2W_gInR3gXs/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJHSpQfOChiJ_fEG3BN1-D6 - first part mildly funny nut wait till you get to the bit about alternative logos. Well worth the wait, too. RabbiTechno 17:07, 5 June 2007 (UTC) And since I still have no idea of your e-mail...This is very, very funny - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5XYRfl1y4A&mode=related&search= RabbiTechno 18:03, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Found a picture of you at work!

Rabbi Techno a celebrity?

You sure? RabbiTechno 19:55, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, if you're on the front page of the news I suppose you must be. Juan Kerr 19:56, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm

Phone not working? Most odd - it should be. Ann's is playing up too, obviously some kind of alien spacecraft is hovering over the house and blocking phone signals. Bloody Xeelees. RabbiTechno 20:43, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Anyway, I'll just have a fag and then I'll be over. Cheers! RabbiTechno

BTW, do you have any puncture glue? I seem to have used mine up lighting fires. If not, I'll keep looking. RabbiTechno 20:50, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas, apparently

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Rough Pubs

Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno

I want Juan, and I want Juan now!

Hey, nice to see you and RabbiTechno back. We've missed you guys! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Aww, how touching! <kisses> Juan Kerr 11:40, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Cambridge

...is looking pretty shit these days. I blame the immigrants. No, seriously, the article has been hammered by someone with a problem with shopping trolleys. Fancy giving it a sort out? I'll spare it some thought too. RabbiTechno 20:00, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

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OK, so you're not Jewish. Who cares? This is a great excuse to get drunk.

iPoe

Hi Juan, I'm writing an article - USER:Multiliteralist/iPoe and would need someone to make a working version of the cadget as a subpage or something like that. Is it a lot of work? I would do it myself with templates but I would like it to work so that the user adds keywords. I can design buttons and such if you think it's a good idea. RabbiTechno told me you might possibly want to do it. Respectfully yours, -- Style  Guide 17:12, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Basically I thought it could be a slightly more complex version of that random headline generator thingy you made ages ago. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:21, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

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