User talk:Jordan(ish)

Welcome!

Hello, Jordan(ish), and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump Forum, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Adding images...

Zana seems to be away for a few weeks, so I'll field your question to her. Are you looking to upload an image or to add an existing one to an article? What is it you need help with? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I am??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:42, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Yes....you are. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Any ways people, I need help with both of the above. Also Zana, was I correct?

YOU WANTS ADOPTIONS??!?!?!

*ahem* Excuse me...you are looking for adoption, yes? You want me adopt you...yes...good...bad...slap me? Adoption... *cough* -

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