User talk:Jone Xiao

Jone you're so cool!

How could I not have seen it? Undoubtebly you are a better Uncyclopedian than I! You're perfection knows no bounds! --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 03:03, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

Jone Xiao- Thanks! Actually what he originally said was a flat out insult, but I like it better with my edit...

Please do not edit another one of my farking comments. Oh, btw, i'm single again. HORRAY BEER! --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 02:49, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Welcome

Hello, Jone Xiao, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

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List of New Users--Hrodulf 20:27, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

He's actually been here for awhile guys... he justgot a new account.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:27, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I know..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Jone Xiao: Mhaille...tell me this is an automatic contribution because IM NOT NEW!! Im as old news as Roswell for gods sake!

I'M BACK! HOORAY BEER!

Ha! BOOO EMPTY USER PAGE! HOORAY BEER! I hear you'll be back by Sunday. I took the liberty of coning your user page with templates. I hope you like it.

Xero Dagujin BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY BEVERAGE Fear the wrath of the one and only Gujinjastar Guardian of Truth YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! 04:55, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Jone Xiao answers:yeah yeah hooray beer and all...