User:Jone Xiao

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“In Soviet Russia, Jone Xiao is wrathed upon by YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Jone Xiao

“Don't make me kick-ban you”

~ Anidnmeno on Jone Xiao

Welcome to my page. It's blank, to match your mind.

My long but summed up history[edit]

It seems there was a glitch in space and time, when all stood still and everything that is logical spasmed for a single moment...and in that moment all the randomness in the universe spawned Spontaneous Man. This being, innocent of the online ways, proceeded to move from place to place, using his pointless powers of random to annoy and destroy. That's when he came here.

Reverting mostly to a cat form he called "Sponty", this being tried to make his mark in the Uncyclopedian world. Credited with famous edits and works such as Peanut Butter Jelly Time,Harry Pothead, and last but not least Milk in a Can. And yet for his efforts, his gift of spontaneous speech was a curse. Immediatley he struck enemies with none other that baloon/ass head MoneySign (audience: BOO!). He also made a few friends, such as anidnmeno, xerodagujin, and sakuradancer3. His aquaintences were keitei, Bradaphraser, Tompkins (audience: HOORAH!), Olipro, VodkaTabako, Villahj_Ideeut, and quite a few others.

Relentlessly he struck out to gain attention by blabbing around on the IRC. All this accomplished was numerous kick-bans and a bad positions with the admins. Within months his powers of random were weakened, and he began to start making sense. Fearing he would diminish to nothing, he gave up his Spontaneous powers and became me, Jone Xiao.

And I was still a annoying little jackass, which took much longer to fix.

What I'm like[edit]

A can of whoopass with a gust of wind and the patience of Chuck Norris. Kind of like a tuna fish sandwich.

Fucked-up, Asinine Questions (FAQ)[edit]

Q: Testicles?

A: Yes.

Q: I am a rapist.

A: Tell me more?

Q: Mr. Spontaneous, will I ever grow up to be you?

A: Well, sure, Tommy, if the cancer/ AIDS combo virus you're manifesting doesn't kill you first.

IRC Conversations[edit]

User:Jone Xiao/ IRC First Appearance


Harry Pothead

Milk in a Can

Ronald McReagan

My Pics[edit]

Pervert. Go whack off elsewhere.


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