User talk:Jimlemon

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UnNews

Hi! Nice UnNews you wrote there. We have a UnNews competition going on until the 30th (Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!), so yours would be eligible. You would be able to edit it until the 30th, then the judges will do their thing. You can add it yourself or just leave a message on my talk page if you want me to add it. Cheers! Mattsnow 14:14, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

Public Transport

Hi. I was somewhat surprised to see that Uncyclopedia had moved (morphed?), but not so surprised to find that I had once again been deleted. Having re-created myself, I find that one of my favorite contributions, "Public Transport" has now been turned into a redirection to "Public Transportation". I think this also happened once before, so I thought I would humbly ask if I might re-create it as well as myself. Thanks for your expert advice. Jimlemon (talk) 04:47, 25 May 2019 (UTC)User:Jimlemon 14:45, 25/05/2019 (AEST)

Hi Jim,

Assuming you are the same user as referenced in Zombiebaron's and Mattsnow's messages, welcome back! In the future, when asking for admin assistance, please come to our talk pages and message us there, otherwise we may never see your question (I only caught this one by looking through Recent Changes). Also, I've moved your message under this header so it can be easily found. In reference to Public Transport, I checked the pages and found your old version, and have placed it at User:Jimlemon/Public transport for you to work on. If you have comments about the article or what to do with it (potentially merging it with our current one, etc.) please reply on my talk page. Thanks! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:50 25 May 2019

Also, the images will take about 10 minutes to load. :) →L A B O R A T O R I E S 05:54 25 May 2019