User talk:Jan Itor
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Also, sorry about the Abuse Filter blocking you; it keyed off on the links you're inserting into your userpage. I have un-blocked you for now. I'm not sure why you're writing your userpage in Italian, but you should be aware that this is an English-language wiki; if you're testing out an article here, remember, Uncyclopedia isn't your own personal web host and all that. If you'd like some pointers on writing an article in Engrish, please ask around; I'm sure you'll find somebody willing to help. Also, I do like Scrubs. :D ~ BB ~ (T) 
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Hey you[edit source]
Are you gonna be one of those users that make 10 edits and never return after that? You'll make Frosty cry, you don't want me to cry do you? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
03:24, 7 January 2014 (UTC)
In case you're still alive...[edit source]
Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 16:47 Jun 7 2014