User talk:Jackypoo

I heard you're new here, so... hi!

Welcome! You WILL like it here!

Hello, Jackypoo, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. We here at this digital cesspool hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... RIGHT over there to your LEFT! You have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site (for reasons unknown), check out the following links:

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-Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 15:25, 5 January 2026 (UTC)

Hey

Could you stop creating short meaningless articles? Most of them are already or will be deleted. Try starting articles in your userspace if they're going to be that short. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:20, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

you may have to re-issue the welcome message, maybe mine was too much of an eyesore to read Lucyna Kushinada (-sent from the moon) 16:23, 6 January 2026 (UTC)

Your articles

Some of them aren't a bad idea, but you can't just make an article with only a line of text or so and never expand it ever again. That will just make your articles get sent to ICU and, eventually, deleted. (or if they're too short, immediately deleted) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:28, 6 January 2026 (UTC)