User talk:HurricaneMa§ter

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Hurricane Article

First of all, welcome to Uncyclopedia! I surmise, by your creation, you have an interest in hurricanes, cool! :) As a note, I made a 'parody' of the 2007 season at 2007 Wikipedia hurricane season. It's not complete, but it may be of some help. Enjoy and, again, welcome! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:46, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

And while we're at it, we also have Tropical cyclone - which has been featured. Also, if you're interested, El Niño could do with a bit of work. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 04:15, Apr 12 2010 UTC

With regrets, I've rolled back your edits. This article (likewise Global warming) is making fun of the "science" of mistaking correlation for causation. The list you modified was a list of actual Latin-American phenomena which the article will mistakenly blame on climate changes. (The phenomenon that could be blamed on climate changes, the change in fish patterns, is mentioned below as a mere afterthought.) Your extensions to the list take it into the realm of the unreal, and sort of spoil the joke. (I'll watch this page for a couple days, if you wish to respond; after that, you can come to my talk page.) Spıke ¬ 13:36 12-Apr-10

Where's Waldo?

I just found the $ on your user page! Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 02:51, Apr 13 2010 UTC