User talk:Hum ya
Welcome![edit source]
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Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
I liked your article; very good, especially for a first effort. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:15, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Welcome to UnNews, Hum ya, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
VFH nom[edit source]
I thought you'd like to know I nommed UnNews:French philosopher cites fictional characters in new book, is considered laughingstock for highlight. Last time I checked, it had 2.5 votes, and I think it's climbing. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:44, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
User page[edit source]
I'm sorry you didn't like the way I laid out your user page. Consider it a comliment; I don't usually create another users page. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:34, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
Start you own collection of awards[edit source]
