User talk:High Gen. Grue/Crapflood Levels

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"DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" is stupid. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:43, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Forgive my ignorance (because I have lots of it), but how does dividing certain sorts of crapfloods into "levels" help in fighting against them? And how is the "likelihood" determined?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 22:23 Sep 07, 2007

  • Garunteed: Happens every other hour....
  • Almost Certain: Happens every day, but not multiple times every day.
  • Really high: Happens at least once for at least three days
  • High: Happens at least once two days in a row.
  • Medium: Happens once in a single week.
  • Low: Has not happened in a week.
  • Non-Existent: Hasn't happened for a whole month, with a few minor crapfloods sprinkling in.

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:30, 3 March 2008 (UTC)