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Richard Nixon shows us where the proxy for the next crapflood will come from

Crapflood Likelyhood levels:Non-existent, Low, Medium, High, Really High, Almost Certain, Guaranteed

Today's Crapflood Likelyhood:Non-Existent

Class 6 Crapflood

A Class 6 Crapflood is normal users speaking in BENSONcase with 15 lines of huge/random text. This isn't as much harmfull... as bloody annoying.

Class 5 Crapflood

A human user spamming multiple lines of text or one huge massive block of text multiple times.

Class 4 Crapflood

Now things get annoying. A single floodbot come in and floods. A lot. Rare, as usually multiple floodbots are used.

Class 3 Crapflood

Now it gets harmful. The basic Crapflood. Multiple bots come in a crapflood. Usually either or both of +m and +i are used.

Class 2 Crapflood

Multiple Floodbots come in, crapflood as normal, and when banned/K-lined, switch hostmasks and come back when the ops takedown +i or +m.

Class 1 Crapflood

Multiple floodbots come in, crapflood multiple Uncyclopedia-related channels, Memo flood ops and other users, and keep coming back.

Seige Crapflood

Multiple channels affected (Uncyclopedia and non-Uncyclopedia related), many bots are flooding, multiple trolls. Floods against multiple users (DCC, CTCP, PM's, and memoserv spam). There is usually more than one troll behind this severe level of crapflooding.

Current methods of Crapflood Riot Control

  • +i - Sets #uncyclopedia to invite only. Works against bots that join and leave with their message in their quit reason.
  • +m - Sets Uncyclopeida to only ops and voiced users may talk. Useful against bots that join and say or /me their message.
  • Run over to #freenode and complain - Self explanatory, results in K-lines, since there are usually Freenode staff in the channel.
  • +b crapfloodhostmask - Temporarily stops the flood... until they switch hostmasks.

Note

Feel free to change the crapflood likelihood level, unless you be an IP. Stupid IPs flaming me, HanSolo. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:35, 5 September 2007 (UTC)