User talk:Heap

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Thanks for taking up so much of your valuable time to contribute what has to be classed as some of the funniest ever edits to Uncyclopedia. You should be really proud of what you've achieved here, for future reference, if you don't mind, I'd like to hold you up as a shining example of what humour really means. Please don't listen to the rumours, you ARE the funniest thing to ever happen to this site, and don't let anyone ever tell you differently. Please enjoy your complementary lifetime ban. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Agreed, next time- start with User:Famine or User:Dawg. They'll be more than happy. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 11:51, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

I just stumbled upon your contribs, Heap. Such genious! I laughed at every edit! -- The Zombiebaron 22:25, 3 March 2007 (UTC)