User talk:God V
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So, about your article on American informant Wang Jianzhang; who the hell is this "Wang Jianzhang" you speak of? I haven't seen an article about this guy in Wikipedia; also, your article doesn't have any humor, even though this website is for humorous things, not actual facts. If your aim is to spread information about this guy, then this place simply isn't the one you were looking for. Maybe you could try on Wikipedia, but if there isn't much information about this guy, then they'll probably delete it there too... Btw, even if you tried to reword your article so that it's funny, it'd still be breaking Uncyclopedia's vanity policies, so don't try. Either try to make actual funny articles about things people know, or just go somewhere else if you think this is not the place you were looking for. DaniPine3 (talk) 11:14, 30 July 2024 (UTC)