User talk:Futurebird
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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Ohio article[edit source]
Please stop adding nonsense to the Ohio article - it already has too much and your most recent contribution didn't add much.
I would also like to suggest that you refrain from using phrases such as "Dumbass" - its not funny and it doesn't make the content better. i think it would be a really good idea for you to read Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Thanks Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:12, 16 February 2007 (UTC)