User talk:FunnyMan
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, FunnyMan, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:
- Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue.
- Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate this policy.
- How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once.
- Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here.
Now that that's out of the way, take a look to your right, and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:FunnyMan/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:00, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Your talkpage and other issues[edit source]
Well um, don't start moving it around and don't redirect it to mainspace articles that may, or may not, exist. Besides that, joke categories are generally disliked around here. But don't worry, everything will be alright... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:04, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
If you want to name this page "The War Room"[edit source]
Just put this up on the top of the page. (Without the "nowiki" tags).
{{title|The War Room}}
If you need anything, just say something on my talk page and I might not ignore you. 
pillow talk 00:08, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Blackheart[edit source]
PsychotypeD 21:03, 9 February 2009 (UTC) A badass demon prince with a hedgehog growing out of his head... Genius man. If you don't mind I'm now going to illegally steal that line from you. Ha ha... I'm only kidding.
Artemis Fowl[edit source]
Those edits seem "strange" to say the least, I suggest not doing that again...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Sockpuppets, and your usage thereof.[edit source]
It's the strangest thing, funnyman. When I saw the way you communicated, the pages you edited, I had this weird sense of deja vu...like I'd seen someone a bit like you before. Your passive-aggressive "I'm going to tell everyone I'm not an asshole and then proceed to act like one" line of crap is what gives you away every time, though. Stop editing here, Narcissus. It's time to move on. Find another site. Let it go. - T.L.B. 
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:46, Feb 15